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  • Andrei Gheorghe, 38
  • Bucureşti, România
  • Work: Infineon Technologies
  • School: Fac. de Electronică şi Telecomunicaţii

 

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November 25, 2022 - 20:20

Adi

Cine mai explică acum că dacă nu egalau ecuadorienii, "olandejii" conduceau in c...

posted on “dacă nu egalau englezii, danezii ar fi condus în continuare”


June 20, 2022 - 20:18

Cătălina

Nişte angajaţi ai Urban Serv sunt foarte mândri de ei şi în ziua de astăzi pentr...

posted on mud


May 24, 2022 - 14:33

logical

există şi nişte bonus pack-uri în joc, dacă faci nişte achievementuri primeşti u...

posted on mai rapid ca rapidu


May 24, 2022 - 14:31

logical

regula de cinci secunde a devenit mult mai periculoasă de când cu pandemia... nu...

posted on curcubeie pe asfalt


May 24, 2022 - 14:27

logical

şi ca fun fact, nici măcar nu este primul chirurg din echipa Rapidului... am avu...

posted on te apără de goluri şi cardiace


May 24, 2022 - 14:25

logical

eu merg aproape sigur pe varianta b. pentru că e destul de uşor să verifici că a...

posted on achtung: se fură motoare maro cu jojă neagră


May 23, 2022 - 21:17

Specter

Am văzut şi eu trailerul mai demult. Chiar mă întrebam dacă au plătit redevenţă ...

posted on mai rapid ca rapidu


May 23, 2022 - 21:12

Specter

Toate ca toate, dar eu fără cartofi prăjiţi nu-mi fac transplant!

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May 23, 2022 - 21:09

Specter

Eh, când cei mai tineri fani ai Rapidului se apropie de 40 de ani, or fi zis şi ...

posted on te apără de goluri şi cardiace


May 23, 2022 - 21:05

Specter

Sunt două variante aici: a. Ei nici nu s-au gândit dacă o să meargă maşina aia ...

posted on achtung: se fură motoare maro cu jojă neagră


May 23, 2022 - 20:54

Specter

Oare regula de cinci secunde se aplică şi la compresor?

posted on curcubeie pe asfalt


April 2, 2022 - 13:48

logical

pare că nu...

posted on de la student la senior staff engineer


April 1, 2022 - 10:30

Adi

La multi ani? Mai primeşti ceva anul ăsta?

posted on de la student la senior staff engineer


February 22, 2022 - 12:18

Specter

Măcar nu au fost 18...

posted on i-a luminat farul


February 10, 2022 - 11:54

Specter

Scrie chiar de două ori! Oare a uitat că a scris prima oară, sau chiar l-a mai c...

posted on certitudinea marilor împliniri

   "Burn Bucharest, Burn You Fucking Maniacs" [Lake Of Tears, 11 Martie 2006]

one of my favourite sing-along songs...

Tenacious D with Dave GrohlBeelzeboss (The Final Showdown)

– Dave Grohl (Beelzeboss) –
I am complete!

– Jack Black & Kyle Gass –
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

– Dave Grohl (Beelzeboss) –
Yes you are fucked! Shit out of luck!
Now I’ am complete and my cock you will suck!
This world will be mine, and you’re first in line!
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

– Jack Black –
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You motherfucker!
We challenge you, to a rock-off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off.

– Dave Grohl (Beelzeboss) –
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
The Demon Code prevents me,
From declining a rock-off challenge.
What are your terms? What is the ca-ha-hatch?

– Jack Black –
If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
And also you will have to pay our rent...

– Dave Grohl (Beelzeboss) –
And what if I win?

– Jack Black & Kyle Gass –
JB: Then you can take Kage back to hell...
KG: What?
JB: Trust me Kage, its the only way.
KG: What the fuck are you talking about?
JB: ...To be your little bitch.

– Dave Grohl (Beelzeboss) –
Fine!
Let the rock off, begin!
Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!
I’m the devil I love metal!
Check this riff, it’s fucking tasty!

I’m the Devil I can do what I want!
Whatever I ’got I’m ’gonna flaunt!
There’s never been a rock-off challenge I’ve lost!
I can’t wait to take Kage back to hell!
I’m gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
I’ll make him squeal like my Scarlet Pimpernel!

– Jack Black & Kyle Gass –
JB: Noooooooooooooo!
Come on Kage, let’s fight his music, with our music !

KG: There’s just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece.
JB: Listen to me.
KG: He rocks too hard because he’s not a mortal man!
JB: Goddamn-it Kage!
He ’gonna make you his sex slave, you’re ’gonna gargle mayonnaise!
KG: No...
JB: Unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam!
KG: Dude, we’ve been through so much shit...
JB: Deactivated lasers with my dick!
JB & KG: Now its time to blow this fucker down!

JB: C’mon Kage, now it’s time to blow doors down.
KG: I hear you Jabels’s, now it’s time to blow doors down!
JB: Light up the stage ’cause its time for a showdown!
KG: We’ll bend you over then we’ll take it up brown town!

JB & KG: Now we’ve got to blow this fucker down!
KG: He’s gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down.
JB: C’mon Kage cuz it’s time to blow doors down!
KG: Oh, We’ll pile drive ya, it’s time for the smack down!

– Jack Black –
Hey Antichrist-a, Beelzeboss!
We know your weakness, our rocket sauce!
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind!
We will defeat you, for all mankind!

You hold the scepter,
We hold the key!
You are the devil,
We are the D!

We are the D!

– Dave Grohl (Beelzeboss) –
You guys are fuckin’ lame.
Come on Kage, You’re comin with me!
Taste my lightning, fuckers!

– Jack Black –
No!

– Dave Grohl (Beelzeboss) –
Ow! Fuck!
My Fuckin’ horn!

– Jack Black –
From whence you came, you shall remain,
Until you are complete again!

– Dave Grohl (Beelzeboss) –
Nooooooo!
Fuck you Kage, and fuck you Jables!
I’ll get you, Tenacious D!

BRILLIANT :D

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