saptamana asta m-am uitat la Benny Hill... nici nu mi-am dat seama pana acum cat a fost de genial... o mare parte din episoade sunt destul de simple, poate chiar plicticoase... dar are cateva momente de geniu pur...

"if your nose runs and your feet smell... you were born upside down"

"blow your mind... smoke dynamite"

"this is rabbit meat... actually is a little horse too... half rabbit, half horse... fifty-fifty... a rabbit and a horse"

"-i’ve never been this insulted in my life
– that’s because you don’t get out very often"

"-i got a girl pregnant
-my god harry, it’s the third time this year... and it’s only january 4th"

"my grandma put her teeth backwards and ate half her head before we could stop her"

"- why are you so late ?
– i was followed home
– and that’s a reason to be late ?
– he was walking very slow"

"- now listen to me you son of a bitch... if you lie to me i will hang you... and if you tell me the truth i’ll throw you to the crocodiles... do you have anything to say ?
– you’re gonna hang me"

"did you know that there’s a million to one chance that there will be a bomb on your plane, and a million million to one chance that there will be two bombs on your plane... so to be safe, always take a bomb with you on the plane"

"my parrot died when he was hit by the flu... as flu was driving the bus"

"what do you call a dog with no legs ?... it doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway"

Sex Drive (Unrated Edition)

un eurotrip combinat cu american pie... marele lui pacat e ca nu aduce nimic original... doar le copiaza pe anterior mentionatele...

e destul de amuzant, dar nu foarte... prima jumatate e destul de plictisitoare dar devine mai bun spre sfarsit, cu un moment absolut hilar la final (cand se bat toti si vine politia)...

nota 8.50

Marie Antoinette

mi-a fost frica sa nu fie ca posterul... din pacate, este ca posterul... iar kirsten dunst nu-mi place absolut deloc... este pur si simplu urata... da asta e, cand te cheama asa, e greu sa ajungi o femeie frumoasa...

singurul lucru bun din filmul asta este jason schwartzman... singurele scene ok din film au fost cu el in patul matrimonial...

filmu are 2 ore... putea foarte bine sa aiba 20 minute... in restul nu se intampla absolut nimic...

[about marie antoinette, queen of france]: "the people of france are starving. when the queen found out they have no bread to eat, do you know what she said ? she said "well, let them eat cake"

nota 7.25

The Russell Girl

hallmark movie... para los ladies... not for me...

nota 7.25

Charlie Wilson’s War

destul de inteligent-amuzant si foarte bine jucat... pacat ca e tot despre eternul afganistan... daca era despre aproape orice altceva putea fi un film foarte bun...

si 25 de sutimi din nota ii pierde pentru ca este incredibil de nationalist... pe principiul u.s.a. rulz, russia sux... ntz ntz ntz

Larry Liddle: Miss?
Charlie’s Angel #1: Yes sir?
Larry Liddle: It seems to me lookin’ around, that it’s almost all women workin’ here; and that they’re all very pretty. Is that common?
Charlie’s Angel #1: Well... Congressman Wilson, he has an expression. He says uhh, "You can teach them to type, but you can’t teach them to grow tits."
Larry Liddle: Well, that’s... charming.
—
Joanne Herring: Why is Congress saying one thing and doing nothing?
Charlie Wilson: Well, tradition mostly.
—
Charlie Wilson: You mean to tell me that the U.S. strategy in Afghanistan is to have the Afghans keep walking into machine gun fire ’til the Russians run out of bullets?
Gust Avrakotos: That’s Harold Holt’s strategy, not U.S. strategy.
Charlie Wilson: What is U.S. strategy?
Gust Avrakotos: Most strictly speaking, we don’t have one. But we’re working on it.
Charlie Wilson: Who’s ’we’?
Gust Avrakotos: Me and three other guys.
—
Zvi: This meeting it going to be run professional.
Gust Avrakotos: Oh absolutely. We’re going to be talking to the Deputy Defense Minister while his boss gets a belly dance from a friend of Charlie’s.
Zvi: What?
Charlie Wilson: A friend of mine is a well known belly dances in Texas. It’s always been her dream to perform in Egypt, so she’s our way in. While she’s dancing for the Defense Minister, we’ll be talking to the deputy.
Zvi: Oh my God.
Gust Avrakotos: No, she’s supposed to be pretty good
—
Zvi: You want me to steer Israel towards an arms deal with Egypt, Pakistan, and Saudi Arabia?
Charlie Wilson: Yes.
Zvi: Well, just one or two problems with that, just off the top of my head.
Charlie Wilson: Zvi...
Zvi: Afghanistan and Pakistan don’t recognize our right to exist, we just got done fighting a war against Egypt, and everyone who has ever tried to kill me or my family has been trained in Saudi Arabia!
Gust Avrakotos: That’s not true, Zvi. Some of them were trained by us.
—
Charlie Wilson: How old are you?
Mike Vickers: I’ll be 30 next week.
Charlie Wilson: This is CIA’s weapons expert?
Gust Avrakotos: One of them.
Charlie Wilson: But he’s the most senior.
Gust Avrakotos: Look...
Chess Player #1: Mike!
Mike Vickers: Yeah, bishop to queen’s knight 7.
Gust Avrakotos: See, he’s playing without even looking at the board.
Charlie Wilson: That’s a useful skill... if Afghanistan’s ever invaded by Boris Spassky.

nota 8.50