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  • Andrei Gheorghe, 38
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  • Work: Infineon Technologies
  • School: Fac. de Electronică şi Telecomunicaţii

 

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November 25, 2022 - 20:20

Adi

Cine mai explică acum că dacă nu egalau ecuadorienii, "olandejii" conduceau in c...

posted on “dacă nu egalau englezii, danezii ar fi condus în continuare”


June 20, 2022 - 20:18

Cătălina

Nişte angajaţi ai Urban Serv sunt foarte mândri de ei şi în ziua de astăzi pentr...

posted on mud


May 24, 2022 - 14:33

logical

există şi nişte bonus pack-uri în joc, dacă faci nişte achievementuri primeşti u...

posted on mai rapid ca rapidu


May 24, 2022 - 14:31

logical

regula de cinci secunde a devenit mult mai periculoasă de când cu pandemia... nu...

posted on curcubeie pe asfalt


May 24, 2022 - 14:27

logical

şi ca fun fact, nici măcar nu este primul chirurg din echipa Rapidului... am avu...

posted on te apără de goluri şi cardiace


May 24, 2022 - 14:25

logical

eu merg aproape sigur pe varianta b. pentru că e destul de uşor să verifici că a...

posted on achtung: se fură motoare maro cu jojă neagră


May 23, 2022 - 21:17

Specter

Am văzut şi eu trailerul mai demult. Chiar mă întrebam dacă au plătit redevenţă ...

posted on mai rapid ca rapidu


May 23, 2022 - 21:12

Specter

Toate ca toate, dar eu fără cartofi prăjiţi nu-mi fac transplant!

posted on 1+1 gratuit: Organe


May 23, 2022 - 21:09

Specter

Eh, când cei mai tineri fani ai Rapidului se apropie de 40 de ani, or fi zis şi ...

posted on te apără de goluri şi cardiace


May 23, 2022 - 21:05

Specter

Sunt două variante aici: a. Ei nici nu s-au gândit dacă o să meargă maşina aia ...

posted on achtung: se fură motoare maro cu jojă neagră


May 23, 2022 - 20:54

Specter

Oare regula de cinci secunde se aplică şi la compresor?

posted on curcubeie pe asfalt


April 2, 2022 - 13:48

logical

pare că nu...

posted on de la student la senior staff engineer


April 1, 2022 - 10:30

Adi

La multi ani? Mai primeşti ceva anul ăsta?

posted on de la student la senior staff engineer


February 22, 2022 - 12:18

Specter

Măcar nu au fost 18...

posted on i-a luminat farul


February 10, 2022 - 11:54

Specter

Scrie chiar de două ori! Oare a uitat că a scris prima oară, sau chiar l-a mai c...

posted on certitudinea marilor împliniri

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„those aren’t pillows”
„those aren’t pillows”

Planes, Trains And Automobiles

genul de comedie pe care o dă proteveul de sărbători...

de pe la mijloc încolo devine mai funny...

[another driver is trying to alert them that they’re driving on the wrong side of the highway]
Neal: He says we’re going the wrong way...
Del: Oh, forget him. How would he know where we’re going?

nota 8.25

Tags: Thursday September 29, 2011 - 22:38pm (EEST) Permanent Link | 0 Comments
un bun ortodox
un bun ortodox

am primit chestia asta pe mail de la un coleg... absolut hilară...

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, written by a US man, and posted on the Internet. It’s funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding Gods Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of Gods Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are from neighbouring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness – Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord – Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbours. They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this? Are there degrees of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I’m confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that Gods word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan,
James M. Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus,
Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education
University of Virginia

P.S:  It would be a damn shame if we couldn’t own a Canadian.

Tags: , Tuesday September 27, 2011 - 22:03pm (EEST) Permanent Link | 0 Comments
„jesus, everyone’s gone mental”
„jesus, everyone’s gone mental”

Son Of Rambow

comedie englezească despre doi copii care vor să participe la un concurs de film şi fac un remake în stilul lor după filmul cu Stallone...

foarte bine făcut şi cu destule faze hilare...

nota 8.99

Tags: Monday September 26, 2011 - 23:07pm (EEST) Permanent Link | 0 Comments
două minute
două minute

The Tree Of Life

imaginaţi-vă 2001: A Space Odyssey care în loc de partea sf îl are pe dumnezeu...

în afară de două minute de cinematografie absolut superbă (copiate după The Fountain) cu o coloană sonoră perfectă, filmul ăsta a fost un mare, mare gunoi la care n-am rezistat decât până la jumătate... şi foarte rar renunţ să văd un film până la cap... dar pur şi simplu, simţeam că nu-mi mai curge sângele prin vene...

iată tot ce trebuie să vedeţi şi să auziţi din filmul ăsta:

Zbigniew Preisner – Lacrimosa

nota 5 (9.50 pentru cele două minute)

Tags: , Sunday September 25, 2011 - 23:58pm (EEST) Permanent Link | 0 Comments
„get me the spaceman”
„get me the spaceman”

Planet Of The Apes

cred că cel mai slab film al lui Burton pe care l-am văzut până acum...

nu că ar fi prost făcut, dar ideea în sine e destul de proastă, chiar dacă e un remake...

nota 7.75

Tags: Sunday September 25, 2011 - 15:54pm (EEST) Permanent Link | 0 Comments
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