saptamana asta m-am uitat la Benny Hill... nici nu mi-am dat seama pana acum cat a fost de genial... o mare parte din episoade sunt destul de simple, poate chiar plicticoase... dar are cateva momente de geniu pur...

"if your nose runs and your feet smell... you were born upside down"

"blow your mind... smoke dynamite"

"this is rabbit meat... actually is a little horse too... half rabbit, half horse... fifty-fifty... a rabbit and a horse"

"-i’ve never been this insulted in my life
– that’s because you don’t get out very often"

"-i got a girl pregnant
-my god harry, it’s the third time this year... and it’s only january 4th"

"my grandma put her teeth backwards and ate half her head before we could stop her"

"- why are you so late ?
– i was followed home
– and that’s a reason to be late ?
– he was walking very slow"

"- now listen to me you son of a bitch... if you lie to me i will hang you... and if you tell me the truth i’ll throw you to the crocodiles... do you have anything to say ?
– you’re gonna hang me"

"did you know that there’s a million to one chance that there will be a bomb on your plane, and a million million to one chance that there will be two bombs on your plane... so to be safe, always take a bomb with you on the plane"

"my parrot died when he was hit by the flu... as flu was driving the bus"

"what do you call a dog with no legs ?... it doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway"