Îţi cumperi două şi le montezi în serie…

Sunday February 19, 2012 - 20:45pm (EET) Comment Link

You can do a porn movie ,have some fun with the girls, you know :)

Monday February 20, 2012 - 12:03pm (EET) Comment Link

Cu o ţeavă şi un şurub, îţi inventez un Extender de Extender de Penis ©, care ţi-o face de 25… un fel de overclockare a dispozitivului pentru cei care cred că pot să tragă mai mult de resurse…

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* 3 recommended for avg. penile elasticity
** External Vagina Compressor
*** Chinese lube is better when expired

Monday February 20, 2012 - 16:49pm (EET) Comment Link