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  • Work: Infineon Technologies
  • School: Fac. de Electronică şi Telecomunicaţii


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November 25, 2022 - 20:20


Cine mai explică acum că dacă nu egalau ecuadorienii, "olandejii" conduceau in c...

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June 20, 2022 - 20:18


Nişte angajaţi ai Urban Serv sunt foarte mândri de ei şi în ziua de astăzi pentr...

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May 24, 2022 - 14:33


există şi nişte bonus pack-uri în joc, dacă faci nişte achievementuri primeşti u...

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May 24, 2022 - 14:31


regula de cinci secunde a devenit mult mai periculoasă de când cu pandemia... nu...

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May 24, 2022 - 14:27


şi ca fun fact, nici măcar nu este primul chirurg din echipa Rapidului... am avu...

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May 24, 2022 - 14:25


eu merg aproape sigur pe varianta b. pentru că e destul de uşor să verifici că a...

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May 23, 2022 - 21:17


Am văzut şi eu trailerul mai demult. Chiar mă întrebam dacă au plătit redevenţă ...

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May 23, 2022 - 21:12


Toate ca toate, dar eu fără cartofi prăjiţi nu-mi fac transplant!

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May 23, 2022 - 21:09


Eh, când cei mai tineri fani ai Rapidului se apropie de 40 de ani, or fi zis şi ...

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May 23, 2022 - 21:05


Sunt două variante aici: a. Ei nici nu s-au gândit dacă o să meargă maşina aia ...

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May 23, 2022 - 20:54


Oare regula de cinci secunde se aplică şi la compresor?

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April 2, 2022 - 13:48


pare că nu...

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April 1, 2022 - 10:30


La multi ani? Mai primeşti ceva anul ăsta?

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February 22, 2022 - 12:18


Măcar nu au fost 18...

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February 10, 2022 - 11:54


Scrie chiar de două ori! Oare a uitat că a scris prima oară, sau chiar l-a mai c...

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şi alte logici

plumb armata ta!
plumb armata ta!

lost in translation

Tags: , Wednesday June 5, 2013 - 23:41pm (EEST) Permanent Link | 0 Comments
foarte cald ştiri
foarte cald știri

100% garanţat

îmi cer scuze pentru pula din poză, era acolo...

Tags: , Tuesday May 14, 2013 - 22:20pm (EEST) Permanent Link | 8 Comments
where the fuck did you add them ?
where the fuck did you add them ?

your bleeding anus ?

Tags: , Tuesday April 9, 2013 - 22:32pm (EEST) Permanent Link | 0 Comments

pentru cei care mă tot întreabă care-s diferenţele dintre diferitele genuri de metal (remember i am a thrash metal fan):

The situation is the following – a beautiful princess is locked in a castle, guarded by a big bad dragon. How would the situation be solved according to the different musical styles?

Power Metal: Our Hero enters the scene riding a white unicorn. He flees from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

Heavy Metal: Our Hero enters the scene on a Harley Davidson, kills the Dragon, drinks some beer and fucks the princess.

Thrash Metal: The Hero fights the dragon, saves the princess and then fucks her.

Folk Metal: Our hero arrives with some friends who play accordion, violins, flutes and other strange instruments. The Dragon falls asleep (being tired after dancing etc.) Then they leave the castle all together... without the princess.

Viking Metal: Our Hero arrives on a drakkar. He kills the Dragon with his huge Axe and eats him. Then he rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and sets the castle afire before he walks away.

Death Metal: The Hero arrives and kills the Dragon. Then he fucks the princess and kills her too. Finally he steps away.

Black Metal: Our Hero arrives at midnight, kills the Dragon and impales him in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess and before he kills her, he drinks her blood in a ritual. Finally he impales her too next to the dragon.

Gore Metal: Our hero arrives, kills the Dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle. He fucks and then kills the princess. Then he fucks her corpse and eats her guts. Finally he fucks the cadaver for the third time, he burns it and fucks it again for the last time.

Grind Metal: Our Hero arrives and screams something no one is able to understand for about 2 minutes. Then he leaves.

Doom Metal: Our Hero arrives. He understands the Dragon is really huge for him to deal with, and thinks that he will never be able to beat him. He gets depressed and commits suicide. The Dragon eats his body and the Princess as a dessert. And this is the end of a very sad story.

Gothic Metal: The princess wearing a velvet dress sings like a soprano. Our Hero completes the duet as the “Beast” while the Dragon is playing the flute. Suddenly the Dragon swallows the flute and by mistake he spits a flame that burns the Beauty and the Beast while he dies from asphyxia. The three souls are condemned to hell for eternity.

Progressive Metal: Our Hero arrives with one guitar and he plays a 26-minute solo. The dragon finds it so boring that he commits suicide. The Hero enters the princess bedroom and he plays another solo with every technique he learned last year in music school. Finally the princess escapes searching for the Heavy Metal Hero.

Industrial Metal: Our German Hero arrives wearing a filthy coat and he insults the Dragon by extending his middle finger. Finally the bouncers throw him out of the Fairyland.

Technical Death Metal: Our Hero plays an extraordinary riff, changing between 11/16 and 13/16, with any possible way. The Dragon dies from a massive Brain Aneurysm. The princess enters a music college in order to understand what the hell our Hero played.

Speed Metal: Suddenly a short-time solo is filling the air... the Dragon gets confused. Someone is screaming strange things. The princess realizes she just lost her virginity. The Dragon and the princess are still searching for the guy who did that.

Christian Metal: Our Hero arrives straight from the church and sings a Power Metal ballad to the Dragon, telling him how much Jesus loves him, and that he should follow the path of God. The Dragon instantly becomes a Christian and when the princess is ready to thank the Hero, he tells her he is against premarital sex.

Glam Metal: Our Hero arrives. The Dragon laughs because of the Hero’s appearance, and lets him enter the castle. Our Hero steals the princess’ make-up and plans to paint the castle a wonderful pink color, while the princess wonders where all the men have gone?

Battle Metal: The Hero arrives with a legion of 100 brave soldiers and war machines. As a great military commander, he sieges the dragon for 6 hours before killing him. The princess is getting bored.

Nu Metal: Our Hero arrives with a damaged Honda Civic and tries to fight the Dragon, but unfortunately he dies after his ridiculous colorful wide clothes caught fire.

Symphonic Metal: Our Hero arrives with the Vienna Philharmonic and sings two arias. The Dragon loses his hearing and the princess is frying eggs.

Epic Metal: Our Hero arrives in shining armor and riding his own Dragon, kills the bad Dragon with a spear and saves the princess. Then he takes her to his own castle where they get married. And they lived happily ever after.


Epica: Suddenly, Simone Simons appears and the dragon can’t stop staring at her hair and cleavage. While he’s distracted, the rest of the band free the princess and run away.

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Tags: , , Monday January 21, 2013 - 22:39pm (EET) Permanent Link | 3 Comments
russian women are different
russian women are different

STOP wasting your time and money in search for a Russian wife!

ah la naiba, şi mi-am petrecut toată ziua făcând asta...
doar dacă găseam ghidul ăsta mai devreme, aveam timp de încă un film !

şi după gust:

I must mention here that the term “Russian women” is widely accepted to include women from all countries of the former USSR, and not only the Russian Federation. Therefore, this guide will be just as operational in the search for a Ukrainian, Belarussian, or Kazakh wife.”

Tags: , , Sunday January 20, 2013 - 23:54pm (EET) Permanent Link | 1 Comment
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